The Mustache Bet

So I live in Texas and I have been a fan of the Niners since the 1985 season at the ripe old age of 8. Being anything other than a Cowboy's fan in Texas is sacrilege. The is unless you live in Houston and root for the Oilers/Texans.

My brother breathes Silver and Blue. He would live in Dallas just to be close to the Cowboys. He loves everything about them. So imagine his little brother turning to their #1 conference rival. I mean remember the NFC championship games? What a site. So I was picked on constantly. My brother would tease me by calling the Niners the (sorry it is offensive) Gay Bay Forty Faggots. We were kids, what can you say.

Well fast forward to present. It seems as though every time the Niners and Cowboys play in Texas we go to the game. Remember the game where Terrel Owens stood on the star in Texas Stadium? We were there. So this year is no exception. The difference this year is we have made a bet.

THE BET

I have bet my brother and several other Cow fans that the Niners will beat the Cows at home. If the Niners lose then I will grow a 1970's style porno mustache. Yes one similar to that of Ron Jeremy's and John Holmes. The same goes for them if the Cows lose. I then have to wear it for a month. I will post the results of the bet online on this blog.

So GO NINERS! I have never grown a mustache before but I do know when I grow facial hair the upper lip always grows in a different color. So I don't care if the Niners lose all of their games, just beat the Cowboys. If you don't I could look like this guy. HA